cheer up....

....we've almost made it through! we had a couple of errands to run yesterday and the realization hit us that everyone is completely out of their gourds this time of the year. people have completely lost it...driving in reverse down the middle of the road, people pushing to move up one place in line, just generally being uncivilized. animals.

i have a new favorite word. janky. or jankity. use it in a sentance as: 'that woman with her fake breasts sticking out looks real jankity.' that leads me to my work party. i now understand the logic breast implants...you no longer have a need for undergarments, they support themselves. and you can create the grand canyon of cleavage. not my thing at all but she got what she set out for...everyone staring and talking about her. probably not saying the things she would want to hear though.
other than prosthetic boobs, the work party was typical...everyone got good and wasted on the company's dime.

the hockey game was high scoring. the u-18 boys can skate, and they pushed the best team in the nation to the brink...they even threw some punches. but the badgers pulled it out with a 6-5 win.

anyway, the quiet before the storm...what is everyone doing for new years??

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Adam said…
fake boobs are dumb... and people with fake boobs are dumber.

rollin in Hawaii! Going to see some sexy volcano action... dont worry Ill be careful not to let it go off in my hair.

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