cracking.

there is a terrorist living in our house. he is using classic (if not questionable) interrogation strategies - sleep disruption/deprivation and prolonged loud noises. i fear that next will be water boarding. my policy has always been to never negotiate with terrorists - but my resolve is weakening. my only issue is that i don't speak the language and fear that any concessions we make will be culturally misinterpreted resulting in even more aggressiveness. or, it will be like munich (madmen reference) - making some concessions will result in only wanting more.

the silver lining is that i was able to watch the murray v federer aussie open match last night - pretty solid tennis. not exactly what i want to be doing at 3am - but much better than the 'ab do-er' infomercial.

happy wednesday.